Iranians can't spell: more feedback

Here's another peice of feedback we got.

Email: cseorder@csearab.org

fuck u asshole. mother fucker like u always thinks of human distruction. if u attack iran, it will bring all arab natins together. and imagin what will hapen, we will fuck u all and rape ur mother and sisters.denmark and united states will cry for mercy and petrol. get ready and purchase cycles and camils 4rm us. coz we r going 2 cut ur penis and petrol and oil.

Wonderful, wonderful.
Does anyone have any theories regarding the widespread love
for text message style that individuals of an ethnic group in question display?

My guess is that they just dislike effort as such. Spelling requires effort. Writing in proper English requires certain effort if such is not your first language. Many other things this particular group of people doesn't do (like dressing neatly, keeping their face shaven and being punctual on their taxpayer duties) also require EFFORT.

This tendency also raises a thought or two regarding the military capabilities of iranian army... you see, Ahmed (or whatever the fuck your face is) , things like organized resistance to a foreign invasion and effective management of nuclear facilities all require effort and discipline and time-management. Which your kind of people seems to lack a habit for.

See, guys, this is why I say "nuke them fuckers". They're hardly worth the fuel cost associated with the delivery of the warheads. Maybe the money should be instead allocated to IRS and DHS to crack corruption among our fellow Iranian Americans who systematically abuse the various governmental welfare systems. We shipe'em all back home to Bam and Bushehr so they no longer have internet access and free time at hand to send us their illiterate shit.

Now, on the subject of cutting off oil. Did it ever cross your mind that America has been importing oil for decades now but it's own reserves are basically untouched to date?

Yes, bitches, it has been our policy to preserve what we have, and to take advantage of your numerous Arab neighbors who are gladly selling us fossil fuels
(since their only other income-generating option is to grow hashish, basically)

Guess who's oil is going to run out soon... hint: not Alaskan or Canadian or Texan or Russian or Norwegian or Mexican one...

Finally, I advice that you sign up for an "Internet Acquisition using Google 101" course at the nearby community college. There, you will learn that it is desirable to do some research before making statements on any subjects. Currently, America's top import partners for oil are:

MEXICO
CANADA
SAUDI ARABIA
NIGERIA
VENEZUELA
ANGOLA
IRAQ
ECUADOR
BRAZIL
ALGERIA
KUWAIT
COLOMBIA
UNITED KINGDOM
CHAD
EQUATORIAL GUINEA

Do you see a dominance of Muslim countries in the list, cunt? (I don't - you probably do- due to poor math skills, but I'll help you on that one, read on).

The Feb 2006 figures from Department of Energy say that these 15 countries send us 9,395 thousand barrels per day. Out of that, only 3,352 is coming from Muslim world (35.6 percent).

Don't fucking go online and write an email to someone blabbing about a 35 percent supply cut.
At least not until you've learned how to read, spell and count, OK, you little stinky pussy?
We've seen harder shit than that.
35 percent is something that we can replace with either our own production or by imports from the Russians who are no longer keen on sucking your dirty Arab cock like they were in the 70s.

There are many other nations who'd be lining up to fill your position, you unwashed piece of camel fieces. One of the reasons you didn't die as a child from malnutrition is - your parents were benefiting from a better childcare in your otherwise fucked up country... boosted by oil exports to the United States.

I would ask our valued Iranian readers to no longer bring up the subject of oil supply.
Such discussions are pointless and lacking purpose.
Because, generally, yes, we do buy from you at present, but our strategic planning is this:

AMERICA SAYS:
TAKE YOUR OIL AND SHOVE IT